British people among world's ugliest

That's according to BeautifulPeople.com the site that only allows 'beautiful' people to join.

I have applied and even now awaiting "their" verdict if I'm beautiful enough. The suspense!

Beautiful People managing director Greg Hodge said:

"Asking why British people are doing so badly is a tough question.

"It hurts me - I'm English.

"I think there is less emphasis on appearance in the UK than overseas.

"If you go to some countries they are very into how they look - very health and body conscious.

"The UK attitude is a bit more about kicking back and relaxing, and having a few drinks in the pub after work."

Hunkfail: An ugly turn of events. Call the youngsters inside and bolt all doors.