CAUTIONARY TALE
Humiliation Alert: Fellow chaps out there, deliver on your promises to the ladies.
Otherwise they'll go embarrassingly public about
Imagine having to face the lads dahn t'pub when it's common knowledge that a sexy hot blonde is dissing you in terms of:
- "He took my breath away. I took him inside me, he suffocated me with kisses."
- A performance for which "he could get into the Guinness Book of Records".
- Struggling to enjoy the moment ... Berlusconi "took it like a challenge", keeping her up until 8am."
- "I am much younger than him, and quite an expert ... But there were moments when I feared I would not stand up to his assaults. Does he take something? I have asked myself many times."
Reminds me of a 'scandal' many years ago when the mistress of some business tycoon revealed that he wanted it 5 times a night. Boss of GEC, I think it was.
Impressed and jealous that the oldster could guide the destinies of his business empire *and* have it off in one night as many times as most of them were getting in 10, the punters sent the stock soaring.
Nativity figures
Silvio's Babes
Silvio - Siete arrivati!Cosa? Anatomicamente corretta figurine dei tuoi amici signora pettoruta a disposizione posto intorno al mio presepe albero di Natale?
Il saggio re #1: "Ooh, certamente la lussuria dopo quella bionda. Ma io non la tua fantasia."
Il saggio re #2: "Aspettate fino a quando vede le dimensioni del mio incenso"
Il saggio re #3: "furia per le bambole. Sto aspettando il colpo-up bambola di Noemi"
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